omgphantastic:

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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just a little longer, I can feel the change

(Source: leighades, via dexti)

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

sockmonkeyrenegade:

thebestworstidea:

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.

This character was the reason I expected that someday my cat was going to talk to me.

(via olive-elf)

(Source: fingersuckingbride, via olive-elf)

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

(via titebootyhole)

sifuaang:

Can we just take a moment and appreciate this scene?

(via chris-pratt)

ultrafacts:

Source Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Beyoncè performs onstage during the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California

(Source: robertdeniro, via chris-pratt)

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

(via chris-pratt)